I was walking through Union square looking absent-mindedly at the people playing chess. I caught the eye of an older kind-looking fellow who was at a table alone.
"Come here baby! Let me teach you how to play chess." He said.
I just smiled, shook my head and kept walking. Everybody in earshot started cracking up as he shouted at me across the park:
"Listen to me!!
You won't be cute forever!
You WILL turn 50!
You've got to get INTELLIGENT!!!"
Ha!
BTW... today is my birthday! yay!
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